Apache ass 

When you eat a lot of spicy foods such as hot sause or spicy pepper or any spicy foods and then when you take a shit your ass starts to burn like its on fire.

" Hey mom I have Apache ass after eating that Indian food yesterday."

Apache ass by Thepronerd2 July 27, 2016

apache attack helicopter 

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

apache attack helicopter by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)

I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...

Apache alarm clock by RevWaldo January 9, 2010

Apache Attack Helicopter 

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.

You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter

Apache Attack Helicopter by Flappy The Clown April 12, 2017

Apache Longbow 

This is another US made attack helicopter.It entered service with the US Army in 1984 made by Boeing(McDonnel Douglas). It has lots of advanced avionics and control systems that can survive in all weather conditions.

This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.

Apache Longbow by John Smith February 14, 2004

Apache Snakeskin 

When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.

dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.

Apache Snakeskin by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010

Apache Pilot 

An apache pilot is a Military Officer often characterized as one who, has no regard for safety, is often considered to be arrogant, and is thought to have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Army Apache Pilots are normally smarter than the average human being and are the most aesthetically pleasing people on the planet. To be in the presence of an Army Apache pilot is an accomplishment. The AH - 64 Apache helicopter is a 20 million dollar war machine that should be respected as such. Women are normally drawn to Apache pilots because of their attitude in the military and their above average looks.

Jon: I didn't know Dave was an Apache pilot
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?

Apache Pilot by randythescientist October 6, 2010