anal beads

a sex toy which is loved by people called Sam.

Mark: I had a right wank last night

Sam: Mine was better, I used anal beads whilst jacking off

Mark: Nice one mert, I might try them some time.

by justthatgayguy October 1, 2011

Anal beads

A few plastic balls roped through each other and shoved up the anus

Joshua: My anal beads got stuck up my ass :(

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

Anal Beads

a sex toy used by chess grandmasters to deliver top engine moves in morse

Anal beads vibrating the The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit
. ....- / . ..... / -.- . ..--- / -.- . --...

by Hans Niemann September 14, 2022

Italian anal beads

An Italian anal bead is when you put leftover meatballs and spaghetti up your ass.

Guy 1: When's your dolmio day?
Guy 2: I already had my Italian anal beads this morning. Oh mumma mia what a mess!

by Topboonter March 29, 2020

Anal Beads

1.Great toy for children 3+.

2.Great toy for adults 18 -29

For Christmas I got Billy some anal beads for him and his kindergarten class

by Saucey69 August 18, 2017

anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

by Friday13 September 6, 2010

Anal Beads

A small string of metal beads used to stick up ones ass. Used for sexual excitement. I.E. Crack heads.

I enjoyed smelling grandma's anal beads.

by Adrian October 15, 2003