The Alwin

Giving a rim job then making out with afterward.

I was very hesitant because to give my boyfriend The Alwin after he had just taken a dump.

by twig973 July 22, 2009

Alpine, NJ

The richest town in New Jersey and in the New York City area. It is exclusively large homes and estates with no real commercial area. Very private community of wealthy families and celebrities where the mail is delivered to a central post office because the residences don't have mailboxes or house numbers. The town has a school that only goes to eighth grade, but its so small because most kids go to private schools in New York or local private schools. Neighbors include Puff Daddy, Lil' Kim, and Chris Rock. Madonna was rumored to be looking for a home in the area, and Jay-Z was forced to look elsewhere when the town didn't see his house plans as up to par. There was currently the sale of the Frick Estate for over $50 Million and one of the largest homes on the east coast (60,000+ sqft) is on the market for $40 Million. The town is listed as #8 on the Forbes' List of Richest Towns in America. Most people don't know of the town, even though it is only 15 minutes from New York City.

Take a house tour of Alpine, NJ when you want something fun to do.

by rb227 February 12, 2006

Alpine, TX

A small town in way west Texas that isn't close to anywhere and where you know everyone and everyone knows your business. Pleasant for children and the retiring. Miserable for anyone between the ages of 16-45, unless you enjoy few people, ranching, gossip, or great mountain sunsets.

"Where you from?"
"Alpine, TX."
"Where's that?"

Enough said...

by smalltownkid1 March 2, 2009

Aline

A nice person that loves herself

Person 1 I look so pretty today
Person 2 Oh shit that must be Aline

by Moneymoney11 November 29, 2018

Alpine Skier

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

by Tacotyme November 6, 2009

albineye

albineye is a relative of the "brown eye", but much more elusive. An albineye is when someone bleaches their anus, thereby making the brown eye less pronounced and more closely matching the color of their other skin. Since it has been bleached, it looks somewhat like an albino's sphincter, and therefore becomes the "albineye".

Pronounced like: al-bye-nye

I was really impressed after bleaching my girlfriend's anus. Now when I bang her from behind, it stares at me like an albineye.

by bigjimandthetwins October 27, 2011

Alwin

Greatest hustler of all time, has a bigger cock than victor and andy. Most Alwins tend to hustle on the block all day until they go to University. At uni, Alwin is the smartest, most handsome guy in the room.

Person one: “Hey there comes Alwin”
Person two: “I want him to give me babies”
Person one: “But you are a man?”
Person two: “I’d do anything for that Alwin”

by realhustler55 February 18, 2020