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👃🔥altoids for you.
altoid by acgonnagurxyou April 2, 2019
Altoid by Anonymous October 4, 2003
a person who resides in Altoona, PA
see also Altoids
I am from Altoona, therefore I am an Altoid.
Altoid by DrinkSlurm April 4, 2003

Sour Apple Altoid 

When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.
Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*

Altoided 

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.
"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"
Altoided by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

altoid freakazoid

a person who has an obsession with money, weath, and/or finances
Shelly is such an altoid freakazoid that she checks her banking records every day.