Altoid Eye Burn

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

Altoid Hummer

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.

Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!

by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011

Altoid Transfer

transferring an Altoid into another ones mouth using your lips

we altoid transferred
The altoid tasted better once we did the altoid transfer

by Casanovaaaaa_ May 26, 2013

altoid freakazoid

a person who has an obsession with money, weath, and/or finances

Shelly is such an altoid freakazoid that she checks her banking records every day.

by Dr. Kevin L. Burke July 28, 2003

Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.

Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.

by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011

Altoid Man

A being that always ALWAYS has altoids on him. Also stopped world war 6 in Estonia.

Wanna Altoid??
Man who’s that guy that stopped world war 6 again? Oh it’s the altoid man.

by Shygvy April 1, 2022

altoid surprise

oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.

He gave me the Altoid Surprise and created the ultimate orgasm

by Ashanti Porter January 15, 2008