altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.

"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"

by DrPhil July 16, 2008

Altoids

persons from the city of Altoona, PA
see also Altoid

I love those Altoids. They are from Altoona!

by SlurmISGood! April 4, 2003

altoid

Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.

Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong

by Dusting Grose May 17, 2008

altoids

code name fo weed biach!

damn homie i need some altoids

by ABBA ZABBA December 19, 2004

altoid

A term referring to a short white guy b/c an altoid is small, white and curiously strong

Look at you, your such an altoid!

by Dustin Grose May 18, 2008

Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Altoid Hummer

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.

Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!

by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011