Aliasexual

aliasexual is a sex in which girls who are named Alia and are meme queens are.

Example: I think Alia is aliasexual

by Omar Hafiz February 4, 2019

Aleksej

The dude whith the biggest dick and the most baller personality. Fucks so many women, to straight for a threesome

Woman 1: I saw Aleksej the other day, he was sooo sick!
Woman 2: No way! I've wanted to meet him for sooo long!

by Jason Momoa January 3, 2019

almasex

When the penis and vagaina rub on eachother without any clothes on. Almost having sex. A mix of almost and sex.

"Dude, did you sleep with her?"
"..,No. But we were almasexing!"

by nickrichyrich August 17, 2011

Aleksei

Very awesome guy, chicks love him, every night he has a girl and he is rich AF.

"Wow that Aleksei is so HOT"

by GrishaGopnik May 31, 2017

Alese

Approach with caution and at your own risk!

The Alese is an elusive creature that is an Italian, woman, and from the hills of West by God Virginia.

Known for hermitting one week and being the life of the party the next week.

Also known for being strong, independent, ornery, analytic and witty, she is able to solve most problems and argue with a fence post until it rots.

If you ever cross the path of this creature, have fun and watch the Jager and vodka intake, it can cause several problems and severe injuries to others.

If you have sensitive ears, I suggest keeping your distance, as she can become very loud, very fast.

Man 1: Do you always carry a box cutter in your back pocket?
Alese: Yes
Man 1: Is that for people of for boxes?
Alese: Why don't you keep staring at my ass and find out?
Man 1: "Exits the building"

by AMPed June 24, 2013

Ateaser

Radiohead obsessed weirdo.

Gee, that henryfish is a real ateaser.

by moose November 22, 2003

aleese

a girl who is always happy, smiling. very independent and strong-willed. gives great advice! loves music and friends. also obbsessed with beauty and the beast. :P

Man, that girl is a definite aleese!

by aleese June 24, 2008