Abbey

Abbey: the girl that all girls strive to be. The girl that all guys strive to get. She's exquisitely beautiful. But she has a hard time making herself believe it sometimes. She's as humble a person as you'll ever meet. She's all you will ever need. Show her love and she will trust you. Show her respect and correct affection and she will love you. Once you have an abbey don't ever lose her. She's a dream girl. Where she smiles, there are no more troubles. Where she laughs, all worries disappear. Where she cries, is on your shoulder. And where she loves, nothing else is needed. So listen up punks. Treat this woman like she deserves. Never let a moment pass without making sure she knows you care. Take care of her. And she will take care of you

she needs you and you sure as hell need her.

Abbey, the girl so beautiful it makes you afraid to approach.

by Lover💛Boy June 3, 2013

Albedo

The hottest most attractive being on the planet😫☝️. He is literally so hot everytime he's on screen I have the strongest urge to bust a nut. It's starting to become a problem with how attractive he is omg.

A: I want Albedo to step on me so badly
B:........ Your grandma just passed away wtf is wrong with you you dumb fucking faggot

by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021

albedo

albedo is the most hottest and sexiest alchemist alchemist on planet earth

albedo>you

person 1:look at how sexy albedo is he’s better looking than you

person2:...why did I even decide to be moots with you😐

by albedo sexy alchemist July 16, 2021

Albert Gerald Krueger

A hot guy that lied about being a therapist from the game called Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger. He is also a psychopath that kills you over his good skill of his drawing for no reason.

Person 1: Not gonna lie, I have a crush on Albert Gerald Krueger.
Person 2: ...Didn't he try killing you over his drawing?

by I am currently sleepy June 30, 2021

Albert Fingernoodle

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.

Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022

Ian and Albert

Two boys, who are very sad. They cry in the presence of intellectual superiority. They typically wear big coats to distract from their unlikeability. Ian is short and not cool. Albert is less short, and not cool. Ian and Albert's tend to lack at all things but especially lack in the world of the arguement.

Man, Ian and Albert sure are dumb.

by Johnathan Cenus May 20, 2020

Albert Hofmann

Dr. Albert Hofmann (1906-Present) is none other than the Swiss chemist who created the most enigmatic, and strangest chemical known to man, LSD-25. He first synthesized Lysergic Acid Diethylamide from ergot alkaloids in 1938, and, after tests on animals, found that the substance wasn't very interesting or helpful to his work. Five years later in 1943, Hofmann went back because he felt he missed something, and, after accidentally ingesting the substance through his fingers, became the first human to ever experience the magical effects of LSD. Three days later on April 19 (Day before 4:20, interestingly enough), 1943, Hofmann purposely ingested 250 mcg of the substance. This day is known as Bicycle Day. As of today, Hofmann is still alive and well at the ripe old age of 100 years.

Dr. Albert Hofmann is the Father of LSD-25.

Thank Dr. Hofmann.

by Timothy Leary August 8, 2006