airtight

Something that is for certain, something that cannot be doubted or questioned.

My alibi is straight-up airtight.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Airtight Fighter Pilot

When Heavy's mom sits on your face and you can't breath

Heavy's mom gave Bryn the Airtight Fighter Pilot

by Crimez June 20, 2013

Airtight Fill

The simultaneous penetration of a woman's pussy, asshole and mouth, followed by all three men simultaneously cumming inside, filling her body with warm cum creating a filled airtight seal.

Angela is up for ANY position so long as she gets that airtight fill seal, she’ll be laying there after pouring cum from every hole

by Double_savior19 August 19, 2022

Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.

u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.

by id13 July 18, 2011

airtight

noun/adjective/verb : being SO tightly shut that air ceases to exist inside.

She is like fort knox because she is so airtight its not even funny.

by ABomber3113 January 9, 2009

airtight

no flaws,lacking any weaknesses

My game is aurtight mark-ass square

by WhiteFolks September 28, 2003

Airtight

A sexual act where a woman takes a man’s penis in her mouth/throat, vagina, and anus simultaneously…and all 3 men orgasm at the same time providing the caulking for an airtight seal. If the woman orgasms at the same time it’s perfect.

The female porn star was made airtight when the mens penis’ in her mouth/throat, vagina and anus all ejaculated inside of her at the same time. She was so excited by the coordination of the 3 men’s efforts that she also orgasmed.

by theBlackSheep May 26, 2023