Absentation

The feeling of the soul reaching its self happiness daily and thoroughly.

Most hippies who are stoned use this word out of conjunction without actually knowing the meaning..

Like the person writing this sentence right now.

Im in a complete absentation with myself man..

I love my life because I'm on a complete absentation right now.

by snarftastic June 8, 2010

observationate

Akin to the verb observe, yet carried out in greater depth.

Man! Did you observe the eclipse of the Moon last night?

Observe it? I observationated it!

by O Exalted One January 10, 2014

intraocular self observation

America's leading cause of sleep deprivation: When you're up at 3:00 A.M. still trying to fall asleep and your mind hits the phase of "Who am I? What do I mean? Why am I the way I am? How can I make myself better?" and you look at yourself from point of view if your mind's eye.

Recent hypotheses suggest that daily sessions of voluntary intraocular self observation could lead to a better world, with less crap from teenagers complaining about why they don't have the new iPhone, or that they don't have starbucks.

Hey, man, i'm so tired.. My brain decided to have an all night session of Intraocular Self Observation last night. It said "Nope, you're not sleeping, we're thinking about you tonight"

by Icohedric January 20, 2014

to abort an aberration

to start doing something, epiphanetically realize that it's meaningless and/or retargerous, then aborting your project because you don't to suffer the subsequent negative consequences.

if, without engineering knowledge, you are going to build a electric chair in your basement, you better be prepared to abort an aberration

by Sexydimma March 14, 2015

your powers of observation are startling

Its another way of saying no shit dumbass!!! When did you first noticed!!

Wow!!! look thats a wooden tree?? Your powers of observation are startling.

by Hooliganway April 22, 2021

Negatively Inclined observation

Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.

"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.

by Rich Longley April 30, 2006

Absorbation

When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.

Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!

by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021