absolute cunt

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety

That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.

by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

Absolute mad lad

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.

Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!

by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018

absolute madman

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.

Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!

by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017

Absolute Fucker

A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.

Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.

Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.

You: I agree with them.

Me: Hey, me too!

You: OK, it is settled then.

by Ye Olde Man Winter August 25, 2010

Absolute Unit

A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.

Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!

by BigWhomas September 29, 2018

Absolute Madlad

A true madlad is a combination of fearlessness & a total lack of common sense & self preservation. Always a contender for either the Darwin Awards or a prison sentence. Something along the lines of going on a bulldozer rampage in protest, booby-trapping a cabin built on land without a permit, ice fishing with dynamite, or attempting to do yoga on the ledge or flag poll of an apartment complex.

Only an absolute madlad like Inspector Zenigata would jump onto a race track during a race in an attempt to arrest a driver.

by Lieutenant Bacon Waffles November 24, 2019

Absolute fucking walnut

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018