assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

by Telephony July 24, 2014

assbaggery

the act of being an assbag, being full of shit

That Toad guy used to be up to douche nozzlery, but lately he's upgraded to some first class assbaggery

by ferlishious December 3, 2007

assball

any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games

we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.

I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.

by QBall® March 9, 2003

assbag

a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people

That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag

by Paul April 3, 2003

assbag

Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.

On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"

by schirato December 3, 2010

assbabble

When someone is talking out of their ass or saying things that aren't true out of pure ignorance or stupidty. Or if it's just dumb rambling

Quit your assbabble.

by silencer999 May 9, 2006

assbomb

1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.

Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.

by Ahakmid Hassan June 28, 2006