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ASDA

IF YOU SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE U GEA
criple 1 : asda for life
ginger 1 : truuuuu
by Kevin Dorito January 12, 2022
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i went to asda
by ke,ru34seueuheuue May 4, 2023
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ASDA

the off-brand NCFCA created by the kicked-out mormans cuz NCFCA is smart but kinda stupid

its so easy to win everyone is either asleep or isn't paying attention to what u say in both LD and TP round

awards is so awkward u walk across a room... not even a sTaGe
yo i was in ASDA, i left after i got 1st place 4 years in a row cuz its so bad
by eope February 5, 2024
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Asda Dad

A term used by gay men, often in the bear community to describe a straight male they find attractive. Named Asda Dads because they can be found walking the aisles of Asda with their skanky minger wives.
I'm doing my shopping today, it's very boring but at least I might see a few Asda Dad's to perve at.
by Freddy B August 6, 2009
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Asda Price

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.
The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!
by Dr. Poppenstein May 28, 2006
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Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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asda arse

The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.
Since Julie had liposuction, all the guys think she's got an Asda Arse
by Sarah W March 26, 2006
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