ASDA 

IF YOU SHOP ANYWHERE ELSE U GEA

criple 1 : asda for life
ginger 1 : truuuuu

ASDA by Kevin Dorito January 12, 2022

asda 

a shop

i went to asda

asda by ke,ru34seueuheuue May 4, 2023

ASDA 

the off-brand NCFCA created by the kicked-out mormans cuz NCFCA is smart but kinda stupid

its so easy to win everyone is either asleep or isn't paying attention to what u say in both LD and TP round

awards is so awkward u walk across a room... not even a sTaGe

yo i was in ASDA, i left after i got 1st place 4 years in a row cuz its so bad

ASDA by eope February 5, 2024

Asda Dad 

A term used by gay men, often in the bear community to describe a straight male they find attractive. Named Asda Dads because they can be found walking the aisles of Asda with their skanky minger wives.

I'm doing my shopping today, it's very boring but at least I might see a few Asda Dad's to perve at.

Asda Dad by Freddy B August 6, 2009

Asda Price 

This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.

The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it!

Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!

Asda Price by Dr. Poppenstein May 28, 2006

Asda Bog Cleaner 

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

Asda Bog Cleaner by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

asda arse 

The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.

Since Julie had liposuction, all the guys think she's got an Asda Arse

asda arse by Sarah W March 26, 2006