Almost

A word that doesn’t count except for with grenades.

You should’ve did it. You would’ve did it. You almost did it. But guess what? You didn’t do it.

They almost made it. Therefore they didn’t.

They are almost there. Therefore they aren’t.

They could almost reach. Therefore they can’t.

by Americairo June 3, 2019

almost there

The act or state of being near to completion, as in orgasm or a long road trip or even used in surgeryology (the study of words used during a surgery)

"I'M ALMOST THERE!!!", "Were almost there.", "I'm almost there."

by Eric Carter April 1, 2008

Skiing in the Alps

Off on a cocaine binge with hookers until the money runs out or someone dies.

Nobody has seen Hoover lately, could be off Skiing in the Alps again.

by funkspiel July 27, 2009

Almos Pau

Almost Done, close to finishing

'Hey how's that boat coming along?'

'I'm Almos Pau.'

by Dylan Austin April 5, 2008

Alqosh

Alqoshyna are the most hardworking and dangerous but loyal Chaldeans! People try to hate on us because they wanna be us so bad, everyone knows we're the most popular village and that we rank number 1. We are definitely the most prideful! I mean can you blame us?? Isis invaded every village in Iraq except Alqosh, they couldn't make it up the mountain because our people were standing outside the village with weapons. You already know every party we have to play our song, that way everyones reminded how much we love our village. People like to say we're stuck up (that our noses are dry in Chaldean) and that we don't like other villages but that just isn't true, we just know our value and don't like to associate ourselves with idiots. Even though we have some of the craziest people, we are still the best. I mean just look up who Toma Tomas is and what he did for so many people! Some of us are well off and some aren't, either way we stay true to our village!

Person 1: Hey what village you from?

Person 2: I'm from Alqosh baby all day er day!

by Alqosh Catholic March 14, 2023

aljosa

a european kid that gets all the hot girls and has a big dick around 9 to 11 inches.

that kid aljosa he got a big dick

by boy hot April 13, 2009

Almost ex

Someone you never officially dated but had a relationship with.

Shit!!! My almost ex just walked into the bar.

by Clearandclever March 8, 2015