Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome

A crippling foot condition that plagues wealthy individuals old enough to serve their country while their country is at war and a draft is in effect.

What are all the affluent people not serving in Vietnam? Because they are suffering from Affluent Bone Spur Syndrome deffermemt defirmemt

by Libertatis December 26, 2018

assfluenza

Major illness involving massive diarrhea.

After I ate those chicken wings, I ended up with a massive case of assfluenza.

by Lone@602 April 28, 2009

Affluent amnesia

The condition where poor people who become wealthy forget how difficult life was when they were poor. They often speak condescendingly to poor up-and-comers and suggest they lack the talent or drive to succeed.

I remember when he was playing guitar in a coffee shop and now that he is a famous rocker, he acts like all the musicians he played with didn't have his dedication. He's got it twisted man, he's got affluent amnesia. rich, arrogant, condescending, narcissistic, self-absorbed, judgmental

by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015

affluencer

Affluencer: an influencer paid by those of no influence were it not for their affluence

Getting traction on social media finally now she's a paid affluencer hawking hideous products for heartless corporate brands that would have long ago disappeared but for using their cash pile to pimp wares online using 2nd rate amoral wannabe hipsters with no conscience, credibility or cachet.

by Sadbast December 22, 2019

affluential

The state of being both affluent and influential.

George Bush was able to rise above his intelligence limitations to a position of power because his family is affluential.

by Pandorrla August 18, 2010

Affluensa

A psychological ailment, often inherited, that causes the person affected to feel entitled to preferential treatment and/or immunity from the consequences of their actions .

Example: The Wall Street executive got his car towed after parking in a handicapped space. He sued the city stating that he should be allowed to park there. A blogger noted sarcastic agreement, stating that the executive was clearly disabled suffering from crippling affluensa.

by Ruedii April 4, 2015

Affluentive Action

the act of accepting otherwise unqualified applicants to colleges and universities through bribery of the applicants wealthy parent(s). A play on affirmative action.

With such mediocre grades in high school, Lori's daughter relied on her mother's affluentive action to secure a spot at USC.

by euduzbro March 13, 2019