Definitions by Ruedii

Cumsockpuppet 

A Sockpuppet account used to circle jerk with when nobody else will.

Considering this account only ever replies to him to have conversations in total agreement, I think it might be his cumsockpuppet account.

Cumsockpuppet by Ruedii January 10, 2025

CEO Special 

The severance received by the CEO of United Healthcare on December 4, 2024.

My health insurance company just denied my claim for chemo. They said my form of skin cancer is not on their list of covered cancers. More and more, part of me hopes their CEO is the next to receive a CEO Special.

CEO Special by Ruedii December 8, 2024

Edgelord 

A person who thinks they are based with their trolling but really is just base.

Just ignore that troll. He thinks he's some kind of Edgelord.

Edgelord by Ruedii May 3, 2021

Trumpism 

A long-winded Trumped up statement that actually says nothing at all while sounding authoritative and important, typical of the celebrity presidential candidate that shares it's name.

The candidate responded with a Trumpism: "I think that is a very important issue, and it's an issue a lot of people have asked me about. I have a lot of experience with this issue and I think I can make a big difference when dealing with this issue."

Trumpism by Ruedii July 29, 2016

Affluensa 

A psychological ailment, often inherited, that causes the person affected to feel entitled to preferential treatment and/or immunity from the consequences of their actions .

Example: The Wall Street executive got his car towed after parking in a handicapped space. He sued the city stating that he should be allowed to park there. A blogger noted sarcastic agreement, stating that the executive was clearly disabled suffering from crippling affluensa.

Affluensa by Ruedii April 4, 2015