Abscess

An inflammation surrounding a concentration of pus. An abscess can occur in various parts of the horse's body, but it is most common in the hoof.

The horse had an abscess that popped, so he could not be ridden.

by e9987070 June 28, 2009

absconditioner

Noun: a big glob of conditioner that has secretly slid off the back of your skull to deposit itself somewhere else on your body.

I thought I was done with my hair, until i got out of the shower and found a big glob of absconditioner hiding out just above my ass.

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

Abscond

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

by Demonicos March 16, 2020

Abscondment Day

When someone abandons their of Duty of Care for people and takes off on holiday. Specifically December 16th 2019. A national day of showing utter disappointment and dissatisfaction in Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) who absconded to a holiday in Hawaii with his family whilst most of Australia was engulfed in rampaging bushfires which destroyed homes, businesses, towns and states. Many lives were lost and Australian firefighters did not even have enough equipment to fight these fires. The then Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) chose to stay in Hawaii even after he was criticised for leaving his people to holiday on the other side of the globe, his response? “I don’t hold a hose mate”… Australians were quite underwhelmed with that response and now wear Hawaiian Shirts on “Abscondment Day” to mourn the day Australian Government lost its compassion and care for its people, represented by the at the actions of one Scott Morrison (Scomo) soon to be ex-prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺

Remember that time the Prime Minister of Australia left Australia burning in the midst of a bushfire crisis to go for a holiday ? Yeah well that’s Abscondment Day!

by Facetious is me December 15, 2021

Abscontia

An exclamation of offense or incredulity.

Jennifer: You know Becky, that top you're wearing is incredibly tacky.
Becky: Abscontia! You're just jealous that my parents are still together.

by Toldyoujosep December 7, 2022

abscurd

a mix between the words absurd and obscured that means the most bizarre otherworldly thing you’ve ever heard.

Ike said he was a good basketball player, but that’s absolutely abscurd.

by thiccginge February 24, 2023

Princess Abscess

A rare and majestic creature, native of middle earth. Sedentary in nature, but will make an effort for a good argument. Provoking it will cause a discharge of radioactive taco juice and will transform in a pseudo, Alan from "Hangover 2" looking monkey.
It's evolution is 'Princess Wound'

That bitch! She's such a Princess Abscess
Damn... bitch?

by Dr. Culler January 28, 2021