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Watermelon Party

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The Greens political party.

Reference to the fact that when you get past the environmentalist green 'skin' of the party, they are nothing but a bunch of socialists.
Person 1: Who are you voting for?
Person 2: The Greens.
Person 1: Seriously? The Watermelon Party? You know they're a bunch of socialists, right?
by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo February 19, 2021
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Tea Party Movement

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A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.
The Tea Party Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.
by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011
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Bongo Party

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A derogatory expression used to describe a riot involving black people.
1. They had a bongo party in L.A. after the Rodney King verdict.

2. While one enraged black person is a chimp out, a crowd of enraged black people is a bongo party.
by Chis September 3, 2005
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When there's one guy in a crew, usually Punjabi in origin, who can make really good goat meat curry and likes to get the bros together in a garage to watch him make a batch of it in a pot over a propane burner.

The bros stand in a circle drinking Crown Royal talking and giving their friend advice on how much more to cook it while some really lit desi music plays in the background.

Then everyone enjoys eating the goat meat curry together. Good times.
by AsABrownMan December 9, 2020
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Tea Party Candidate

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n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010
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Bernardi Party

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Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.
Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
by Tobster September 21, 2012
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smartphone party

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When a bunch of people get together to party but eventually end up staring at their smartphones.
Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!
by vaultimor March 21, 2017
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