Muffinstuff 

A person who is tiny or has a tiny body, but has a big head and/or fluffy,spikey or crazy hairdo. They resemble a muffin, because muffins have a tiny bottom part with a huge fluffy top part, just with alot more stuff on them than a muffin. may be used as a degrading term for a short or tiny person.

person A: LOL THAT PERSONS HEAD IS DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS BODY! WHAT A MUFFINSTUFF

person B: HAHAH YEAH! HIS HEAD IS TOO BIG AND HIS HAIR IS SO FLUFFY! LIKE A MUFFINSTUFF

person C: HEY YOU! CAN I CALL YOU MUFFINSTUFF??

person D: AWW, POOR LITTLE MUFFINSTUFF CANT REACH THE TOP SHELF?

Muffinstuff by copyrighttoy October 25, 2010

muffling 

When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.

The Queen was muffling Trump.

muffling by Dat boi pepe January 30, 2018

free muffing 

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also called free buffing or going commando.

Half way through dinner, Jennifer told me she was free muffing and I couldn't get my mind back off of tagging her for the rest of the meal.

free muffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008

Fur muffins 

These are small cats who are cute.

The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!

Fur muffins by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021

making muffins

When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.

Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muffins on my pillow!

making muffins by peachpeach March 26, 2009

Muffinhead 

Original base word being “Muffin” comes from a popular role play Minecraft player named BadBoyHalo, who insists on calling his friends Muffins or Muffinheads instead of swearing. He doesn’t like swearing whatsoever. Though he is the oldest person there.

Bad: Skeppy you Muffinhead!

Skeppy: What does that even mean lol

Muffinhead by Matsunaki October 28, 2020

muffinpants 

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.

Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*

muffinpants by pennylane April 2, 2005