money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

money pocket

Another name for a vagina.

Don’t bother with Anna, she keeps that money pocket zipped up tight. Her sister Penolope will lend anyone a few bucks though.....

by IlldefineIt November 28, 2017

money and beef

making p and having beef

money and beef on gg i bet u get dipped by me

by yng bucage December 2, 2017

money child

Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else

Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”

by bkb.v December 6, 2017

half money

Half of an amount of money

Hey man I’ll pay you back half money

by Idontkniwwhatmynameshouldbe December 7, 2017

Money Bunny

A looney toon hoe who make wit yo money and run into a hole.

"That money bunny took my money after I gave her a 20 and she said she'd suck my dick."

by Rossum Oppossum December 13, 2017

Slime money

Money you make as a prostitue

I gotta make that slime money to pay my bills.

by JohnDough420 December 12, 2017