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Man Date
Something two straight guys do together that they'd normally do with their wife or girlfriend, e.g., dinner, movie or shopping. Man Dates should NOT be confused with male bonding activities such as watching or playing sports, home improvement projects, car or other mechanical repair, hunting or fishing. A typical Man Date participant inevitably says to himself "This used to be cool when I was in college but now it's totally faggy."
Defuse Man Date tension by including relatives (in-laws are ideal) or 3+ participants.
Defuse Man Date tension by including relatives (in-laws are ideal) or 3+ participants.
My wife doesn't want to see True Grit so I invited her best friend's husband, which seemed too much like a Man Date so I also invited my brother-in-law.
Man Date by aleakyvessel February 25, 2011
Man of War
A northeastern united states based slang term.
Usually reserved for describing a gentleman who has
righteously abandoned proper sexual etiquette. While in a drunken state, the man becomes enraged at his otherwise uncooperative genetalia, therein causing him to become volatile and unsafe with its use.
Usually reserved for describing a gentleman who has
righteously abandoned proper sexual etiquette. While in a drunken state, the man becomes enraged at his otherwise uncooperative genetalia, therein causing him to become volatile and unsafe with its use.
Man of War by Stephen Travers September 22, 2006
Man DeLay
A male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of shit Tom DeLay can keep from jizzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with Satan.
See also: Tom DeLay
See also: Tom DeLay
In exchange for a soul, Tom DeLay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of "Man DeLay" to subdue his raging hard-on for Terri Schiavo, the only "living" woman who didn't threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.
Man DeLay by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005