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a place where you get fat, fomo, depressed and leave with a shit ton of debt
person 1: hey, isn’t that tristan at mojo dining hall? why does he look so dead inside?
person 2: yeah i think it is...must be college that made him a sad boi
by simps4sale October 11, 2020
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college cheese

{Craig:} Hey Phillip, check out the salad bar. They have college cheese here; it's the educated cheese.
by Telephony2 September 10, 2025
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Smith College

Surrounded by woods filled with homeless heroine addicts Smith College is a liberal haven in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.

The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.

Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.

As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.

Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.

The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...

Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.

Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Stranger: What school do you go to?
Me: Smith College
Stranger: Cool, I like the gays
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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Emerson College

A very liberal college in which students are too politically correct that they had to internet bully a student with different political beliefs. Its POWER community is one of the most cancerous SJW groups in New England.
I used to go to Emerson College but I'm tired of these liberal snowflakes losing their shits after they don't feel 'included.' It's funny how 90% of them are rich U.S. kids who faced no difficulty in their life. I mean, international students don't give a fuck with what they say, do they?
by ananonymousasian May 8, 2018
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hayling college

Girl: what school do you go to
Me: hayling college

Girl: I'm sorry

Me: yep
by Littlelorehunter September 3, 2023
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College Georges Charpak

College Georges Charkpak is a shitty middle school in Brindas, Lyon, France with the most stupid people. There are a lot of fights for the stupidest reasons. All those the food there is good don’t be fooled there are hairs on the bread and the yogurt has teeth in it. DON’T GO TO THAT SCHOOL.
College Georges Charpak is the shittiest place you will ever go to.
by Clara Nols December 5, 2019
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Oakton Community College

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
by outrageousrickyxoxo September 3, 2024
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