The REAL reason

I mean you said you were a lawyer... They already DID lock him up for the crime that he committed. The crime he committed doesn't keep him in prison forever.

Hym "So that can't be the CAUSE of the crime and it's stupid to suggest that it's the cause. That can't be the REAL reason. Have you considered that life outside of prison isn't actually much better than prison and, therefore, is not enough of a deterrent to keep people from stabbing a little girl in the face? Because even a life sentence didn't stop him from stabbing the chick and you are going to lock him up but it's too late. -2. Doesn't matter cause Ben's wife is just going to shit out more Jews. That's 1 fewer black people and 1 less Ukrainian to deal with."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Real-life Manchild

Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.

Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

stfu the name meanings arent real

You look dumb posting your name definition

You know damn well your personality is nothing like it

You: *posting the meaning of your name*

Numb: that’s bs stfu the name meanings arent real

by Numb November 20, 2023

Real

a thing that is absolutely genuine or authentic.

"you've never been in love before, so how can you be sure this is the real thing?"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)

real tennis hours my bois!

by cypressxyz November 9, 2018

real

1. Literally Olivia Schmitt

2. Often used by someone to describe themselves as "genuine" or "authentic".

“Sigghhhhh… I wish I was as real as Olivia”

by eikoodluvr April 27, 2024

real team

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.

Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament

by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 3, 2017