Ukrainian urethral suck 

You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka

Yo this Russian dude gave me a Ukrainian urethral suck and it was heavenly

Ukrainian urethral suck by Tanuki/shark March 8, 2022

big suck 

When people use the term "big suck" it means to suck big peepee. People first used the term in 1969 where they would tell their enemies to do big suck.

Dicky told his ex-girlfriend to do big suck.

big suck by Memetric December 29, 2018

i really suck at texting people back 

Another excuse for anyone who doesn't want to text you back.

Anonymous on yolo: How come you don't respond to my messages, but you respond to my Yolos.
Person on yolo: I'm sorry, "I really suck at texting people back."

i really suck at texting people back by KoolKydChris May 4, 2020

volkswagens suck

The code word you tell your buddy when he calls and wants to come over when you and your girlfriend are messing around. Your girlfriend won't know you just told your buddy that you're getting lucky.

Your buddy calls, Hey man come over and help me fix my bug. No dude, Volkswagens suck. Later man

volkswagens suck by Oliver Closhof February 7, 2010

Go suck an egg 

Well it's about telling someone to go kill yourself but he spell it wrong

Go suck an egg quick before it gets worse

Go suck an egg by Yayayayuayauausuusuahahsush March 10, 2018

$20 suck' suck' 

An obscure Japanese style of oral sex that is extraordinarily cheap, and usually occurs in cheap inns or hotels.

$20 suck' suck'... $15, final offer. It be very nice.

$20 suck' suck' by nijima August 12, 2016

teaching granny to suck eggs 

English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)

"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)

teaching granny to suck eggs by rawkaren October 9, 2013