p-unis

a little ass dick of someone who thinks they got a big one

you aint got no penis u got a p-unis

p-unis by Miss Jordan<3 December 28, 2005

P-Town 

Pinckney, Michigan

P-Town by Anonymous October 25, 2003

P!nk

An amazing woman. Not only can she sing, but she is also a very good entertainer. Her real name is Alecia Moore. She is one of the only singers these days that isn't obsessed with sex (hear Stupid Girls).

Albums:
Can't Take Me Home
Missundaztood
Try This
I'm Not Dead
Funhouse
Greatest Hits... So Far!

P!nk lyrics
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back. Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back, push up my bra like that. I don't wanna be a stupid girl.
- Stupid Girls

So, so what, I'm still a rockstar. I got my rock moves, and I don't need you. And guess what? I'm having more fun, and now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight. I'm all right, I'm just fine. And you're a tool, so, so what. I am a rockstar, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight.
- So What

I'm safe up high. Nothing can touch me. But why do I feel this party's over? No pain inside. You're like protection. But how do I feel this good sober?
-Sober

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're less than fucking perfect. Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing, you're fucking perfect to me.
-Fucking Perfect

P!nk by Buffy Fan February 28, 2011

P.I.L.F 

Prince I'd like to fuck.

Prince Charming is a P.I.L.F.

P.I.L.F by Hedij May 26, 2011

P.U.M.A 

Pants up my arse

Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''

P.U.M.A by Hilly B July 4, 2008

P.O.E.TS.DAY

Used in business meaning:

Piss Off Early TommorrowS FriDAY.

The same can also be used with the substitution SaturDAY.

P.O.E.TS.DAY is used when you and your staff can't be bothered anymore to do any work so you leave early.

Leave the readouts Mike its P.O.E.TS.DAY today we'll do them next week.

P.O.E.TS.DAY by The-Twitching-Peanut April 8, 2006

P-Ras 

A talented young basketball player who gets all the ladies.

There's that P-Ras holding it down on the court and in the sack.

P-Ras by Pete R. May 1, 2005