The act of urinating in the shower. Results in what are quite possibly the most relaxing moments that any of us will ever experience.
by razer May 30, 2005
Get the showurnate mug.A fear of a burglar inside of your shower.
This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
This results in a habitual opening of the shower to "check" for the suspicious person in your bathing area.
"Do you really open the shower when you shit Earl?"
"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."
"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."
"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
"Yeah... (sigh) I suffer from showerglarphobia. It's a phobia suffered by mainly the smartest, most diverse and awe inspiring people on earth that creates a fear of a burglar or suspicious person, as stated on my police report from when I swear I saw Dick Cheney with a shotgun, inside of you shower when you go to relieve yourself."
"That's bullshit Earl. No such thing exists. Your full of shit."
"No way. its a Facebook group, DUHH!! It exists jackass. The last thing I wanted was a face full of bird shot when I was trying to pinch a loaf in solitude."
by the see-ma-wae February 27, 2010
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Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.
by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010
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by Lee Z April 27, 2003
Get the shmower mug.what you just did was SHKWERK!
by simnkosi May 10, 2018
Get the SHKWERK! mug.A showerman is someone that is "big" in what he is doing, big on road or in music (as MC for example).
Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.
Originated from the grime scene and originally came from East London.
by Chris Zarqawi May 16, 2006
Get the showerman mug.When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.
Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."
Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011
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