French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023

Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye

"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."

by Voortrekker June 25, 2024

French Vanilla kinky

When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.

Are they vanilla in the bedroom? No they are french vanilla kinky.

by Kinkynurse October 18, 2021

French

Fuck the French, with all their fucking hats and long ass baguettes I can guarantee they use as a dildo.

Fuck you, Louis, you're fucking French!

by Duct47 November 8, 2023

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

by abbabamoment July 25, 2023

The French Union

A group of French kids who play soccer and don’t take any other sport seriously.

Yo Josh, did you see the French union in gym class today?

Yeah, they only took soccer seriously

by TheWheelOfTruth April 25, 2020

french tumbler

French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)

Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!

by End_owled December 4, 2017