A dirrrtty ho who looks like a piece of shite. She can sing, but tone it down girl. Do you want to make my ear's bleed? Get that hankercheif of your tits and wipe my bleeding ears!!
by Me October 21, 2004
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(n.) - a description for an individual who, while possessing detectable levels of genuine talent and presence, lacks the ability to transcend over other individuals of questionable artistic merit in a specific field of study or art. see Britney Spears, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper
Joni's Powerpoint presentations are always full of interesting facts and statistics that really help educate the supervisors about the corporate strategy, but are always overshadowed by Hank's presentations that are full of limited information, but include loud sounds and colorful slides that swivel around the projector. Poor Joni is the Christina Aguilera of the department.
I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.
Used as a passive verb -
The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
I hate how vapid, unintelligent Carly doesn't even show up to class and is averaging a 95 A, while I've been busting my 170 IQ ass every day to earn this second-rate Christina Aguilera 86.
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The French swimming team was really strong during the Olympic relay swim, but they Christina Aguilera-ed it and ended up with the silver medal.
by M J I October 25, 2008
Get the Christina Aguilera mug.A sarcastic term that adults use to describe whorish looking young girls/women that have little self worth or common sense, and no taste.
A womanchild walks into a bar looking like she's ready to participate in a vivid sex production and patron #1 says to patron #2 : Get a load of christina aguilera over there.
by nary dict September 17, 2005
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"I hate my mom. She buys me everything I want!"
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
"Stop acting like a Christina Crawford. That doesn't look good on anybody."
by Lucy LuSeur September 25, 2013
Get the christina crawford mug.A single girl who is known to their female friends husband as a lesbian for the entertainment and/or benefit of their female friend and themselves. This comes in handy when the husband is leary about his wife going out with her single friends. For some reason it is OK for the wife to go out if the friend is a lesbian. Simply switch out the name chris for your appropriate female friend.
He may think she is a lesbian and doesn't pick up guys, but all the girls know she is simply a chrisbian.
by ABJ_01 September 15, 2008
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To make jokes about 9/11 bombing and even faggots
To make jokes about 9/11 bombing and even faggots
Cristian is a terrorist
by CoolGamerCR34 December 9, 2018
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