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Muffit

A cup or other such drinking receptacle.
Can I have a muffit of tea please?
by stotches March 22, 2011
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muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.
He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009
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Muffit

A cup. Not a type of cup. Just a cup. Just another word for a cup.
D'you want a drink? Beer? Coke? Muffit of tea?
Can I have a muffit of tea?
by Panarin February 26, 2021
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muffinhead

A synonym for 'dumb stupid bitches' coined by BadBoyHalo
"YOU'RE A MUFFINHEAD!"
by Yanderesarebae November 21, 2020
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Muffinman

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail not included.
The first thing the Muffinman does after kissing his date is to go down on her and elevate the situation to another level. Wetworks!
by Rono January 16, 2007
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Muffling

A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.

The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.
by MuffleMaster July 30, 2017
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mooge muffins

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...
by 0neWay November 19, 2013
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