a person who is not fully a douche bag, but is slightly more than a toolbag. Someone you still like, but know is lamesauce. He or she is therefore a muffin doob.
Brad used to be a good friend, but now he's such a muffin doob, geez how the times have changed.....
by krackalaitlin July 15, 2011
Muffin Smusher, or "Muff Smusher" for short is another word used we use your manhood, or to describe a male slut.
Jimmy took a ball right in the muffin smusher
or
Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher
or
Jimmy gets a ton of chicks, he is a real muffin smusher
by Donl;asDonny September 05, 2018
Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."
Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."
by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022
by humpmuffin February 20, 2025
An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.
I would tap that dust muffin!
I would tap that dust muffin!
by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024
by spunky laday September 08, 2011
by Tysm February 24, 2021