Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

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Magic measuring

You put a magicians light up thumb on you penis as a condom and when you push your deepest it lights up showing how large your penis is.

This girl said I had a small cock I really proved her wrong with magic measuring

by uaqiU April 2, 2020

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maggie

a loving person whose friends are called Martha, ruby, Eva, Haniyah, Lydia, saffron

maggie has such cools friends

by maggie that bitch April 8, 2020

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Magic Art

When a man cums all over a painting

I did some magic art earlier

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

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Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.

Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020

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Maggie

That bitch. The one that just doesn't give a damn about other people's opinions.

She really is Maggie tho. No one can get her down

by Thebadbitchparty May 5, 2020

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Magician's proposal

A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual

Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?

by vibrant mass May 15, 2020

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