larry_bird forum

larry_bird forum:

To make a suggestion of cosmically disastrous proportions. For example; recommending buying shares in Enron.

The opposite to a car_forum.

Napoleon Bonaparte - "I don't care that it's winter, we're invading Russia"

Marshall Nay: "Your Highness, this is a larry_bird forum of an idea".

larry_bird forum by FTJ_Admin April 17, 2005

Ian bird 

Ian bird is a word that meens teamkiller used in the online game called counter strike. he is a famous teamkiller it is used to call someone a tker and warn your team.

*(ct)john attacks (ct)bill*
bill says ahh theres a ian bird on our team.

Ian bird by jedimaster111 July 28, 2008

Tom Bird 

The Worst Sort of Tom Ever Created.

Bry: Look its Tom Bird
Bet: Shit! Run!
Bry: He'll go out with you and cheat on you
Bet: RUN!!!

Tom Bird by thetruthdoctorha March 27, 2012

Beat The Bird 

Verb. To masturbate. Play with yourself

That girl was suck a dick tease that i had to beat the bird after i dropped her off.

Beat The Bird by Cyncht September 28, 2008

Lost my Bird 

Refers to the 3rd Generation of Toyota Supra. The icon for the reservoir lights up in an orange fashion, which resembles a bird cage with no bird (its supposed to be a radiator) thus indicating that the reservoir for the radiator is running low on fluids. This leads to signs of early head gasket failure, which is a problem in the Toyota 3rd gen Supra.

Ted: Joe, I lost my bird today??
Joe: Really Ted, that sucks bootie call, where do you think it went??
Ted: I dunno, but I have a blown headgasket in my Supra.
Joe: Huh, I thought you said you lost your bird?? Sorry to hear about taht ted, guess its gonna set ya back a day of work and beer money.
Ted: You know Joe, the icon light resembles a bird cage...
Joe: Oh yeah it does, your so funny Ted.

Lost my Bird by Tommy Supraman III August 28, 2009

Mama-Bird 

The sexual act of a woman thrusting her tongue into the back of a man's throat while kissing. This causes the man to vomit into the skank's mouth, at which point she climaxes into euphoria and is no longer hungry.

Jill was such an aggresive kisser that I Mama-Birded right into her mouth. She fucking loved it!

Mama-Bird by Brigham Young Jr. October 28, 2010

Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit 

Recent meme in tiktok consisting of a white, bird like creature with series of images and short videos supposedly depicting a never before seen series of a giant bird

Have you seen that meme, Erosion Bird, aka Luh Calm Fit??

Yeah dude its mad funny

Erosion bird, aka Luh Calm Fit by fetasalaatti666 October 5, 2023