Plastic Bag

Elderly woman who has had too much cosmetic surgery.

Why does grandma need breast implants? She's already a plastic bag!

by desertfox07 December 15, 2014

Twat bag

A twat bag - a name for someone who is an idiot but it's true meaning is a vagina with a ballsack hanging off of it . This is not actually real but... Imaginable

One direction are nothing but a bunch of twat bags!

by kRaZ3_L0Y4LTY_01✌️👊 June 19, 2015

Bag of Sand

When you are having sex with a girl but she does absolutely nothing during the session.

Yeah dude, I fucked Briony, she was a bag of sand though.

by Rjsj93 November 15, 2016

horses in the bag

A mock of “horses in the back” by Lil Nas X, as it’s completely impossible to tell whether he’s saying bag or back.

“I will... ride till I can’t no more I got the horses in the bag, they just ate a flag”

by Matestreymy May 16, 2019

cut the bag

When there are a few remaining drops of wine in the box of wine, you need to cut the bag to maximize your harvest.

“This box of wine is empty!”
“No Tracy, you need to cut the bag!”

by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020

dousch bag

A person of low demeanor and high levels of inappropriateness, thats a dousch bag.

Men who wear pony-tails through the hole in a baseball cap, Usually from Sri-Lanka, Like a porn director. dousch bag

by YoMUm March 13, 2008

d-bag

When referring to internet usage a d-bag could describe:
1. Anyone who uses a blog
2. Someone who posts comments on YouTube
3. People who constantly change their status update on facebook
4. Anyone who even knows what the fuck twitter is and why its relevant

In summary, anyone who uses the internet assuming that their life, thoughts and opinion are of any value to other people...

A: "Hey, I just went to Europe and wrote a blog about it, you should check it out..."
B: "Did the people in Europe realize what a d-bag you were or did they encourage you to become one?"

A: "This video is so funny, I seriously LMFAO =)"
B: " I can see the video just fine without reading your fucking comment...If your not a 12 year old prepubescent girl you probably shouldn't use gay tag lines...d-bag"

A: Hey, did you guys hear about this new thing called twitter?
B: Yeh, I can't believe they made something gayer than facebook...
A: What?! But celebrities write what their thinking and thats really important for my well-being...
B: You're such a d-bag

by halifornication November 10, 2009