assholey

the act of being an asshole

he was so assholey around her before they finally broke up

by ooooookkkkaaaaaaayyyyy February 21, 2009

Ass hole

A person so useless that nothing good ever comes out of them. In fact, the only thing that ever does come out of them is shit. The ass hole occupies the lowest spot in the totem pole of all the human body parts, except for penises of course when they are put where they don't belong by their ass hole owners such as into mouths and/or the assholes of themselves or others.

Let's avoid that person. She is an ass hole. She is similar to that well known sphincter muscle which is capable of only two actions, holding shit back or letting shit pass on through to the other side. ok?

by pamschel October 5, 2006

Out Assholed

Showing a higher magnitude or degree of being the asshole in a situation.

Each woman who destroys her life by succumbing to this meaningless bullying is nothing but a moronic asshole herself, only out assholed by the backward, cowardly men who get off on making them do this.

by Hadafakaya September 3, 2012

Assholeism

Being an asshole all the time.

He practiced assholeism.

by The Don Killuminati December 5, 2004

A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007

assholey

a cute little asshole.

*dog barking* "SHUT UP ASSHOLEY"
*baby crying* "SHUT THAT ASSHOLEY UP"
*turn your head really fast to look at your friend* "ASSHOLEY."

by Herni November 13, 2011

His Assholiness

Melania’s initially secret pet name for the 45th POTUS which was eventually adopted by many in 45’s administration who worked closely with him.

Let’s get His Assholiness in here for the photo op and then he can be released back to his room while we discuss this issue further.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021