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Asshole

Assholes are people that are just straight up bitches for no reason at all.
fred: Oh look it's an asshole

Anthony: how can u tell
fred: he just pushed a child
by Lucas.013 August 17, 2024
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Asshole shiner

A dog who flaunts their asshole publicly with no shame.
by Madam La’rue April 13, 2025
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Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).
My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!
by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025
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Gregarion asshole stomper

When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there
Greg: I’m gonna put you through the gregarion asshole stomper
by TikiTyrone11 April 30, 2025
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When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
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Asshole Zombie

A person who walks around with a grumpy and unpleasant facial expression, and very unwelcoming when someone else tries to interact with that person.
Why are there so many asshole zombies in this area?
by anonymous May 12, 2025
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