"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
by T4Y March 16, 2021

by Infinitussy September 14, 2025

When a girl is fucked very athletically all over the house, every day of the week when she first has starts to have sex with her boyfriend
by Mystikal 234 June 12, 2021

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.
Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023

"On my way!" Is a term that expresses either extreme sarcasm or enthusiasm towards being on one's way to a place. It can be said with or without intent, as the keyboard shortcut ‘omw’ may make someone say this unintentionally. In the cases this happens, it is a very traumatic scene that is very real in our world today.
by kurukuru November 25, 2023

by Afro man September 22, 2017

by Gayest app for the most recent February 11, 2022
