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Brown Bagging

Take a hot, steamy shit in a bag, preferrably a brown bag, and then tie, or twist, it shut. Proceed to hit somebody with it, most likely the face so they can smell the steaming pile of shit.
by Nukaworldsupreme October 6, 2008
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charlie brown

An accidental fecal discharge caused by overexcitement due to being sexually touched by a female who is way out of one's league, as when the "Peanuts" character Charlie Brown has the football taken away from him by Lucy Van Pelt just as he is about to kick it; a mere fart or mild shart does not count as a "charlie brown" due to the fact that one might easily recover sexual activity with aforementioned hot chick, whereas a full dump is almost certainly a fashion-model fuck deal-breaker
Dude ... don't tell anyone about this ... but I had a date with you-know-who last night. Yeah, I know. Fantastic, huh? Fuck you, dude! That pot roast your mother made us totally made me charlie brown it! Stop laughing, asshole! It's not funny!

premature post-sex BM stinky date-breaker bowel cock-blocker intestinal disfortitude brown-bagging it steaming goodnighter
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 21, 2014
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KiRk BrOwN

ThE sWeEtEsT hOtTeSt MoSt GrEaTeSt AwEsOmEsT BeSt InCrEdIbLy GrEaT gUy!!!!!
I LiKe KiRk BrOwN aLoT AnD i WiSh hE wAsNt mOvInG =(
by CJM July 24, 2004
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farmer brown

(n) A common type of math word problem, usually a simple algebra problem involving lengths of fencing.
This is an example of a farmer brown:
Farmer Brown wants to fence off a rectangular pen using the side of his barn as one side of the pen. If the barn is 300 feet long, and Farmer Brown has 1200 feet of fencing material, what are the lengths of the other sides and what is the area enclosed?
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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Brown Summit

the act of defecating on a plane at 30,000 feet.
It was such a long flight I had to Brown Summit half way through.
by Fubar57 October 21, 2009
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Brown Windsor

The sexual or fetish act of defecating into a condom that is placed inside a females vagina until it is of an enormous and filling size.

Like the Bukkake ritual, for best effect this should be performed by multiple people for maximum filling, or one person who has has an adequate amount of feces.

The condom is then tied off and rammed back and forth into the orrifice.

Can also be performed analy by homosexual couples or the more experimental among the hetro's , but it is recomended the anus be losened up before performing this act.
"Lamar inserted the condom into Luanne and then plopped his hot brown gem into her, She sighed and motioned for Lance to take his turn in the Brown Windsor ritual."

Also:

"Willis stuffed the condom into Manny's ass then reversed apon it with his quivering sphincter.

The Warm load filled Manny with joy.

They had spoken of the Brown Windsor many times, and now it was Wiliis' turn."
by Ben L 64 November 10, 2008
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spittin brown

spittin brown is putting brown stuff that comes in a tin between your gum and spittin that brown. In other words dipping tobacco.
me and d-rod are spittin brown in mamma dokes class. yo d-rod wanna go spit some brown
by David Rodrigues May 9, 2008
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