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Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please
by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021
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Family Beating

When a family of 4 or more gather around and beat the living hell out of you relentlessly for about 30 min. After which they all high five eachother and get ice cream while the victim questions what the fuck just happened.
I overheard my mom and dad talking the other night. They said we were scheduled for another family beating. God I hope we go for Maurice. Nobody likes maurice.
by Mr.goose69 September 16, 2021
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Beat The Bus Syndrome

A person, when driving, who has the incentive to always be in front of the bus by any means necessary.
This being:
Overtaking dangerously
• Driving Recklessly
• Dangerous use of speed
*Bus driver gets cut up by a car when pulling off a roundabout*
“What an idiot! Looks like he has a bad case of Beat The Bus Syndrome”
by BusDriverJordan September 17, 2021
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Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.
Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon”
by Im_a_petty_comedian July 16, 2021
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Beat

Sexy Saiyan whos the god Saiyan of every timeline surpassed all his rivals to become he is the Grand Priest Smashed his rival's Wife and went on top of the throne. He is literally God. He has 2 sons who he trans and messes up Haise when he is bored
Beat Is strong like God
by King a Crimson July 19, 2021
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Beating off behind the bush

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.
by anonymous July 24, 2021
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