burnt vagina 

THe after effects from igniting a womans female parts...to recognize a burnt vagina look for these symptoms: 1. Its extremly dark and black (not to be mistaken for chocolate pussy) 2. Its extra crisyp so if your eating a girl out and you get the burnt chicken taste in your mouth its probally a burnt vagina. 3.Its rough and dried out

Hahaha We decided to light that chick on fire and we gave her a burnt vagina! Dude im never sleeping with that chick again she had a crispy ass burnt vagina.

burnt vagina by Zack Herrell July 2, 2006

whale's vagina

An exceptionally huge and loose vagina, usually made so by the repeated pounding of many male visitors. It is sometimes such a severe medical condition that the woman loses usefulness when she is finally no longer able to bring a man to orgasm. This condition is a sore side-effect of being a dirty whore. See also itchy vagina, diseased vagina, smelly vagina, STD collector, dirty vagina, putrid vagina.

Ashley informed all her friends that her one-night-stand Tim had an tiny penis when actually she had a slutty whale's vagina.

whale's vagina by jgreeter March 22, 2007

Awkward Vagina 

Like awkward turtle, or awkward llama, but much better. The shape is made by the middle finger pushing down on the tip of the index finger of the same hand until an oval is made. If you cannot do this, the your vagina is too tight. Used when any situation or thing is awkward.

Emily: "Well this is awkward..."
Erica: -Awkward Vagina-

Awkward Vagina by Ericaaaaaaaaaaaa June 19, 2011

cow vagina 

when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.

Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!

cow vagina by Retordd March 2, 2018

Greasy Monkey Vagina 

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.

Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Greasy Monkey Vagina by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011

jazz hands vagina 

When her outer lips are way out of control, and look like a bunch of flailing fingers surrounding a gaping mouth. A vagina which appears to be impersonating jazz hands.

I had to close my eyes when I went down on her, though, because she had a jazz hands vagina

jazz hands vagina by freaksalad August 14, 2014

penis in vagina 

It's simple, just a male's reproductive organ in a female's reproductive system. Usually used when someone lacks the ability to form a sentence with proper grammar. It can be used as another way to ask for sex.

Caveman: AAA AAA OOO penis in vagina sex sex sex aug aug aug OOO!
Cavewomen: (high pitched demonic scream in glee.)
(so much sex happens that day oh my god please stop having sex ooooh!)

penis in vagina by MinecraftYOLOswagmaster May 13, 2020