sucking on the tit 

A term used to describe when a friend, family(sibling, etc.), or person is living off for free of the parent, or being treated with childly care. It doesn't have to be in terms of money, it can also be on a emotional scale, or what have you. Hence, "sucking on the tit".

older brother conversation with girlfriend:

Erika: Hey Jesse, how come you don't speak to your little brother anymore?

Older brother: I'm tired of Ezra not having a job and my mom taking care of him. He's 21 years old, he has to stop "sucking on the tit".

Erika: But he's still your brother :(

sucking on the tit by dude pseudo-pseudical September 10, 2010

Ride the Tiger 

Harry Styles has a tiger tattoo on his thigh, therefore, ride the tiger. Riding the tiger is wanting to it riding Harry Styles’ thigh.

“Wow, I want to ride the tiger so fucking bad. I know it would feel so good.”

Ride the Tiger by harrystylescanchokeme April 27, 2021

The Tombstone 

You flip a woman upside down in piledriver/69 position (made famous by the Undertaker), you eat her out for 5-10 minutes and then as she climaxes, you piledrive her straight on her head and break her neck.

I hooked up with this woman yesterday, and I gave her the Tombstone. Her funeral is tomorrow.

The Tombstone by ThatDude1826 July 22, 2012

Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

Hit the table by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

richard and the twins 

basically the penis and the testicles

Richard = Dick

ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s

richard and the twins by octopus69911 January 26, 2006

I want your ass on the table 

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

I want your ass on the table by Angel_k March 21, 2010

The Tanooki Board 

A message board created by word MPMike \word when he was bored, it has now grown in to the literal Mecca for all 4 of the world's Tanooki worshipers. It is also a gathering place many of those that wish to associate with the strange Tanooki cult-like members.

As see word Tanooki /word and word MPMike /word

The Tanooki Board: we won't bite you much.

The Tanooki Board by Tanooki January 29, 2003