hair of the jog 

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

hair of the jog by parkca01 October 4, 2013

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

(the ripeness in this case refers to the woman's age, and the juice is the amount of sexperience she has)

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the more sexual experience she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime; you only look for a cougar, i.e women ages 35-45. i am not even sure you have properly understood the concept of the riper the bush, the juicier the berry.

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2014

filling up the jug 

When a man says that he's has blatter problems, but he's secretly going to have intense orgasms while fucking a milk jug.

He said that he needed to pee, but he was really filling up the jug.

filling up the jug by Cjrockinf August 3, 2017

Le Zjacále (the jackal) 

When you act like the girl has someone over her shoulder. Do it really convincingly like "Oh my god who IS that??"
Then when she looks over her shoulder to look.... THAT'S when you slip the roofie in her drink.

Woman after she's been Zjacáled- "It was so romantic! I just fell in love with him. He pretended like there was someone over my shoulder BEFORE he slipped me the roofie... He was so smooth. It wasn't like that gross*cough cough wink wink* kind of roofieing. You know, when you see him put the roofie in your drink, but you drink it anyway? No it was so smooth, totally gave me plausible deniability, deactivated my slut defense 100%. And then... It was the best sex I don't remember but then saw video of on porn hub"

Le Zjacále (the jackal)

Le Zjacále (the jackal) by Nova .... Scotia! October 12, 2017

shelley for the jelly 

Is damir who will jelly on anybody biscuit exspecially Amori

Shelley for the jelly will jelly on your biscuit

shelley for the jelly by Jelly fan February 7, 2018

Swiss-cheese the job 

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.

I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.

Swiss-cheese the job by QuacksO July 14, 2018

That's the juice 

When some one spills the tea, but it's more realistic ( who actually drinks tea.... No one everyone has had juice though)

Omg Lauren that's the juice right there

That's the juice by Dino_toast November 4, 2018