Heavy Ass

When a woman has a nice thick ass that has some weight on it. Butt cheeks likely pop out the bottom of her shorts.

That girl KD has a nice heavy ass

by Stopher0189 March 13, 2021

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Ass splat

If someone calls you this, they're calling you a piece of shit. (Insult)

"Derick, you ass splat! You broke my phone!"

by The Ultimate Supreme Leader May 16, 2021

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Balloon Ass

A creative way to say bubble butt, Usually used by Looners or people who have a very different vocabulary

person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!

by Bloxlol August 21, 2023

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Rats ass

The anal of a rat.

1: I don’t give a rats ass of what you’re doing.

2: Gross.

by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023

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A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.

Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."

by Ozwald March 24, 2006

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Ass Muffin

The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.

zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!

by Greg J.B March 27, 2007

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