Jack Merridew

Coolest badass girl on the island in LOTF (Piggy is a pile of shit who deserved the harassment). Proves that killing a pig is the coolest shit ever!!

Jack Merridew should use an electric scooter to kill a dumbfuck called "Piggy" who has ass-mar and acts like a 2 y/o bitchead.

by Knmagor September 26, 2022

Jack Chopped

Pronounced: Jack Chahpped
The act of killing a person. Mostly used in online game play.

"Jack Chopped!"

"You just got Jack Chopped, Kid!"

by JD-Lump February 3, 2010

bugout jack

when your jack off session is interrupted by laughing so hard you momentarily get six pack abs and lose your boner since blood flows to your gut

Came across an exquisite gif on /b/ and tried to jack off but it turned into a bugout jack because i was thinking about memes the whole time

by pigeon raisin bran awareness April 11, 2019

jack scan

A quick anti virus scan performed immediately after whacking off to free porn on the internet.

I've cleaned myself off. Now I'd like to check my email, but first I'd better perform a jack scan.

by Verbose Postman August 27, 2015

jack rowlands

jack rowlands is so cool he could freeze south africa.

jack rowlands aka fittie

by chocy 2 December 2, 2011

lance jack

A Lance Corporal in the British army

Jonesy has just been promoted from private to Lance Jack

by Johno1! August 2, 2017

Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009