4 definition by JD-Lump

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An individual who is self centered, thinks they are better than every one & deserve to be treated like royalty with out having ever done anything of meaning.

Synonyms: Douche bag, Asshole, Gay fish, Scumbag, Jerk off
Person 1: I'm the fuckin greatest... I should have a camera crew following me around at all times.

Person 2: Dude, you dropped outta high school cause you failed every class & you've been fired from every job you've ever held!

Person 1: Man, Fuck you!

Person 2: Ok, Kanye what ever
by jd-lump November 22, 2011

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Pronounced: Jack Chahpped
The act of killing a person. Mostly used in online game play.
"Jack Chopped!"

"You just got Jack Chopped, Kid!"
by JD-Lump February 02, 2010

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1. A rant you go on, mainly directed towards yourself, in the presence of others. Not expecting or desiring a reaction from said present company.

2. Ranting to yourself aloud, much like thinking aloud.
Person 1: You know, that commercial was so stupid.....
*****5 Min. later*****
.....It's fuckin ridiculous!

Person 2: Dude, there was no need of, or point to that.

Person 1: Fuck you, it was a Rhetorical Rant!
by JD-Lump May 26, 2010

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A duffel bag loaded with weaponry & possibly a spare set of clothes. Used when planning to attack someone, heading into a dangerous situation, or a situation that could be a setup.
Person 1: I'm gonna need you to grab a go bag & meet me at the old church on Main St. Oh and wear something you won't mind burning. This bitch's been runnin his mouth for too long!

Person 2: Alright kid I got you, I'll be there in 20.


Person 1: I'm makin a deal with a new kid downtown.

Person 2: You know this kid?

Person 1: Nah, not really...

Person 2: You best bring a go bag just in case kid.
by JD-Lump September 30, 2010

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