He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. 

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico 

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

jumpy car 

A car that jumps.

See that car jumping over there, it must be a jumpy car.

jumpy car by Big_WIlly December 29, 2003

Smart Car 

The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.

Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.

Smart Car by TruckerBob May 28, 2014

Hot car 

When the windows of a car are rolled up on a sunny day.

I left my milk in a hot car for a few hours, so I hope it is still good.

Hot car by Exersize313 October 28, 2018

Brown (the car)

best car ever. manages to overcome the fact that it's owned by Monkey. Fun fact: has cow-print seats.

Terry G and Brown. What a fine couple that would be.

Brown (the car) by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003

Roary the Racing Car 

A kids show about a little red racing car named Roary. All they do is race around Silver Hatch all day. It also has a very catchy theme song.

People that are named Roary/Rory are usually tormented by annoying retards. every time they hear someone say Rory they always sing the shows theme-song primarily to piss them off.

Roary the racing car!! .........Roooaaaaaaary my number one star!!!

Roary the Racing Car by jobflobadobYob October 16, 2010