The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) 

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.

Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) by Cbuck25 August 27, 2009

hairy vagina 

a person, usually a man, that has facial hair all around their mouth at a substantial length. when turned sideways, opened, closed, or giggling (a thank you), it is known as a hairy vagina

may i please tickle your hairy vagina rich?
"An all around good time"
TH xxoo.<3

hairy vagina by tori hargreaves November 21, 2007

vindictive vagina 

An angry woman calmly returning the favor to the person who has hurt her; also known as a "VV" or "V-squared"; upscale version of a "vindictive cunt"

I cheated on her for years, but when she found out she told my whole family! What a vindictive vagina! What a "VV!".

vindictive vagina by theVVV March 28, 2008

Goat's Vagina 

An open cut that generally happens in combat sports which a fighter receives. Usually by an elbow or punch to the head

"That Marvin Eastman one was a goat's vagina" -Joe Rogan

Goat's Vagina by Pizzagoat July 8, 2010

coffin vagina 

A vagina that carries, mutates and causes the outbreak of the condition known as coffin dick. A male's mortal enemy.

Girl 1: "Hey girl my vagina feels corpse like on the inside."

Girl 2: "Oh no you must have spawned a case of that coffin vagina."

coffin vagina by ibaphomet November 8, 2007

copenhagen vagina 

Copenhagen vagina is when a man is eating out a woman, and decides to spit his Copenhagen in her vagina.

Charlie gave Lucy a Copenhagen vagina last night.

copenhagen vagina by Scoob-a-doo November 20, 2009

New vagina smell 

This is akin to "new car smell". The feeling you get when you sit in a new car and enjoy that scent of a "new" car. Thus, new vagina smell, or nvs, is that feeling when you enjoy the scent of a "new" vagina. Please note, although the vagina may not necessarily be "new", it's new to you, especially compared to the old sandwich meat that you are currently fucking.

I am so sick of the old ball and chain, need to get me some "new vagina smell" soon.

New vagina smell by Carlos Hath Cock December 22, 2010