dick chocolate
dick chocolate by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019
Dick-Fishing
The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )
Dick-Fishing by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019
Related Words
dickshit • dicksucker • dicksand • dicksicle • dicksmack • dickstraction • dickslexia • dicksack • dicksmoke • Dickspit
dick cheesellor
(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
dick cheesellor by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019
Dick-Squirty
A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.
Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.
Dick-Squirty by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019
dick wetness
dick wetness by plugDrew October 3, 2019
dick free December
Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!
Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
dick free December by karenthesoccermom November 2, 2019