Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.

I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again

by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018

cock leech

Someone who feels that the must suck dick to make it to the top of their profession rather than actually work and stand on the fact that they can actually do the job they were hired to do.

Look at that cock leech trying to keep his job by buying the boss lunch, he might actually try to do his job to stay employed! NAH that's to hard!!

by Gilla January 14, 2008

cock broke

Its when a man loses lots of his money in order to get laid, whether by spending on prostitutes or expensive date nights with the hope of getting laid.

Mike: Hey dude wana go see the boxing championship in Las Vegas next month?
John: Na man, I am too cock broke to afford that

by jimissobored July 27, 2014

cock mask

An apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. A mask with a long hose resembling a large cock is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. Also known as Gonzo mask due to its resemblance to Gonzo from the muppets.

Chris is sleeping with his cock mask on. It looks like he’s blowing Rocco Siffredi.

by Coe Island April 17, 2014

cock diaper

a condom you wear outside of intercourse to prevent cum or precum stains on your underwear/pants.

"Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"

by azz_ May 14, 2013

SCHTICKLE OF COCK

Getting cock, not a lot, but not a little

When a Jewish woman talks about her night before with her friends after synagogue , “last night I had me a schtickle of cock”

by Phillheblunt25 July 19, 2018

popsicle cock

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.

I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017