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7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet 

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.
We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

2 in the clit, 1 in the shit 

we all have givin a girl 2 in the clit, 1 in the shit atleast once in our life right guys?

Xbox 1.5 

Also known as Xbox 360, this Xbox has wireless controllers and slightly upgraded visuals, and looks like a tampon.
Microsoft didn't really add anything new in the Xbox360 that can enhance gameplay. They just upgraded their graphics (slightly) and added wireless controllers (stolen from nintendo).
Xbox 1.5 by KaizerOumft May 24, 2005

Sonnet 1 

FROM fairest creatures we desire increase,
That thereby beauty's rose might never die,
But as the riper should by time decease,
His tender heir might bear his memory:
But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes,
Feed'st thy light'st flame with self-substantial fuel,
Making a famine where abundance lies,
Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.
Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament
And only herald to the gaudy spring,
Within thine own bud buriest thy content
And, tender churl, makest waste in niggarding.
Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.
4096.00 kHz
8000.55 kHz
6000.00 kHz
4700.10 kHz
Sonnet 1 by Shakespeare May 25, 2004

shot the 1's 

it mean to fight also know as fair one's meaning a fair fight no jumping in
yo u still talkin lets shot the 1's right now
shot the 1's by K fleury February 7, 2005

Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1 

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !