all Jesus 

1. All Jesus is a term referring to the positivity of a situation, despite a negative outlook.

Man 1:" Hey, looks like your tires went flat."
Man 2:" It's All Jesus though. Now I have an excuse to miss work."

all Jesus by JoJaun Hunter June 16, 2006

Jaundiced Jesus 

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.

1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?

Jaundiced Jesus by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006

dicks like jesus 

When your dick is as awesome as Jesus.

My dick plays on the double feature screen, your dick went straight to DVD. We got dicks like Jesus

dicks like jesus by wegottalettheworldknow June 26, 2008

touchdown jesus

A statue at Notre Dame of Jesus raising his arms like Referees do for touchdowns.

Also, a miracolus touchdown or when you really need a TD, you call upon Touchdown Jesus.

Common' Baby... We need Touchdown Jesus....!

touchdown jesus by Hipponater September 9, 2006

got Jesus 

When someone becomes a convert to a position that they previously rejected via their actions. Especially a change in position due to some financial or political gain.

The Republicans got Jesus on the deficit only when they lost the last election. Up until then they were drunken sailors in a whore house saloon.

got Jesus by xi_32 February 16, 2009

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

baby jesus poops by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

Wait-for-Jesus Body 

When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.

Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?

Wait-for-Jesus Body by fupa-hunter April 24, 2010