Definitions by BEJ0124
Spicy Tuna Roll
When a female farts and queefs simultaneously while performing a summersault.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
Hank: Dude, I was banging out this chick last night and she gave me a spicy tuna roll when she was done.
Stephany: That's gross.
Stephany: That's gross.
Spicy Tuna Roll by BEJ0124 December 8, 2011
Harold Camping Wrong
After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Harold Camping Wrong by BEJ0124 September 23, 2011
This is geisha
Now-a-days everyone wants to be so politically correct. Instead of saying "This is gay," you can now say "This is geisha," without harboring any guilty feelings for being anti-homosexual.
This is geisha by BEJ0124 June 11, 2011
Spirit Prison
Where some religions believe you will go if you don't lead a prosperous life. It is the Christian equivalent to hell. It's also fun to use in sentences for a replacement for the word hell.
Spirit Prison by BEJ0124 June 7, 2011
HJ Classic
When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.
HJ Classic by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
big bitchy
The fat girl at the bar, who slightly dances, always has a drink in her hand, and is always a giant bitch. When others even look in her direction she gets an attitude. Even though she is large, she is in charge, and honestly believes she is better than anyone else in the place.
big bitchy by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
baby jesus poops
When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
baby jesus poops by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011