9 definitions by BEJ0124
When a person uses their iPhone so much it becomes a part of their body. They no longer have a hand, or an iPhone, but an iHand.
by BEJ0124 April 16, 2011
Now-a-days everyone wants to be so politically correct. Instead of saying "This is gay," you can now say "This is geisha," without harboring any guilty feelings for being anti-homosexual.
by BEJ0124 May 17, 2011
When a female farts and queefs simultaneously while performing a summersault.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
Hank: Dude, I was banging out this chick last night and she gave me a spicy tuna roll when she was done.
Stephany: That's gross.
Stephany: That's gross.
by BEJ0124 June 10, 2011
Where some religions believe you will go if you don't lead a prosperous life. It is the Christian equivalent to hell. It's also fun to use in sentences for a replacement for the word hell.
by BEJ0124 May 13, 2011
1. A poop so long it spirals around the toilet bowl
2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair
2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair
by BEJ0124 April 16, 2011
When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
by BEJ0124 April 16, 2011
After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
by BEJ0124 May 24, 2011