Now-a-days everyone wants to be so politically correct. Instead of saying "This is gay," you can now say "This is geisha," without harboring any guilty feelings for being anti-homosexual.
by BEJ0124 June 11, 2011
When a person uses their iPhone so much it becomes a part of their body. They no longer have a hand, or an iPhone, but an iHand.
by BEJ0124 May 05, 2011
When a female farts and queefs simultaneously while performing a summersault.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
Hank: Dude, I was banging out this chick last night and she gave me a spicy tuna roll when she was done.
Stephany: That's gross.
Stephany: That's gross.
by BEJ0124 December 08, 2011
1. A poop so long it spirals around the toilet bowl
2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair
2. A cute little girl with spiral curls in her hair
by BEJ0124 May 05, 2011
When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.
by BEJ0124 May 05, 2011
When you receive a hand job. Many men say their first sexual encounter was getting a hand job when they were younger. When a man receives one while older and in a mature relationship, he is reminded of a classic memory.
by BEJ0124 May 05, 2011
After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.
by BEJ0124 September 23, 2011