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Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023
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California Sunrise

When you wake up from a long night and feel a pain in your bum.
“I woke up early in the morning with a pain in my rear and Jamal in my bed. A hell of a California Sunrise!”
by MdstandsforMYDICK June 29, 2023
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Southern surprise

When the genitals don’t match what you assumed.
Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.
by Bootyandbeast16 August 3, 2023
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Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.
“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise
by 57intherunning August 13, 2023
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Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.
I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.
by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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Dickcheez Surprise

When your getting a blowjob and she ask why it taste cheesey
When Kris was sucking off Gavin she got a mouth full of Dickcheez Surprise
by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023
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