Pond life 

Pond life is a term mainly used by London blokes to decribe scum. Pond life could be a family shacked up in a cold smelly flat with the mum bed ridden, the man out of work and spending his benefits on cheap value beer and cannabis whilst 7 kids run around aimlessly smashing windows and swearing. They will probably have a pit bull for a dog who never gets walked and has actually experianced the effects of heroin. They will undergo there 'weekly' shop very rarely and will gather as less goods to merely survive.

Dave: You alrite steve,
Steve: Yeh mate just see fucking whats name.
Dave: Who?
Steve: Wayne Roberts?
Dave: Oh not that cunt, last time i heard he was shacked up on smack with a fat state for a bird.
Steve: Not wrong mate , proper pond.
Dave: Yeh proper pond life.

Pond life by Thomas Graham Alexander January 19, 2009

Half Life 2 

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?

Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)

Half Life 2 by ¦ Matrix ¦ August 25, 2005

MY LIFE 

That is the question you will ask everyday but get no answer till your days are done.

Why am I here? Don't ask just live My Life

MY LIFE by Nea151rum February 3, 2010

pro-life 

Politically correct label that applies to people who oppose a woman's right to chose. The choice of words, 'pro-life', suggests that the people who don't agree with them are 'pro-death' and therefore bloodthirsty babykillers.
Using the 'pro-life' label allows those who are described by it to do the following:
-Avoid any rational debate
-Advocate the murder of doctors who perform abortions
-Walk around with pictures of dead babies
-Never have to point out that they have never been in a predicament that would have them consider abortion (extreme poverty, rape...)
-Live in a fantasy world where abortionist kill babies as a hobby in satanic rituals
-Speak God's name in vain

-Hello, I'm Michael, 'I'm pro-life'.
-Really? well that's nice, death sure is overrated.
-Wanna look at my pictures of mutilated babies?

pro-life by James LeGroove December 25, 2004

Janelle Life 

An amazing girl from Texas who makes great Youtube videos with her amazing pet giraffe, Taches McGee. Her fans are amazing to her & they will take over the world one day! She expresses her love to her fans by "Wanting To Eat Their Face". She's very smart & understanding. She's very beautiful & has such a big heart towards everyone. She will defend the people she loves & has the most amazing determination towards her goals in life. She loves One Direction & plans to have a huge gathering with all her fans at a sleepover where they will all fangirl over them. She doesn't like Nutella & loves Smaug from the movie, "The Hobbit". Her pen-pal in Montana called dibs on the air-mattress.

"Hey did you see that girl walk by? She looks like Janelle Life, that girl who does amazing Youtube videos"
"I would love to eat your face" -Janelle Life

Janelle Life by Janellet<3 May 8, 2013

Fuck life 

Sometimes it’s hard to do life so yeah.... that means fuck life

I just can’t bro...fuck life

Fuck life by Thefucklufepeople November 4, 2019

Half Life 3 

1. A game by Valve yet to be announced.
2. To describe something as highly unlikely and wanted by a lot of people.

1. Half Life 3 on Steam: $33.33
2. Jesus' second coming is officially Half Life 3.

Half Life 3 by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 21, 2019